From The Home Office

Hilarious Zoom Family “Meeting” and Our Biggest Month EVER!

Hilarious Zoom Family “Meeting” and Our Biggest Month EVER!

Last week, we all Zoomed with Grampa for his birthday and that was very special for him, and for us. It was kinda funny! Our daughter's screen was too dark. Richard's webcam wasn't working so he was a black box. Our son Frank was holding his dog and, somehow...…

SERIOUSLY? 25 MORE LBS. OF DOUGH?! When Online Merchants Screw Up…

SERIOUSLY? 25 MORE LBS. OF DOUGH?! When Online Merchants Screw Up…

They promptly refunded my money for the egg white powder, AND then sent me an email saying they were reshipping my ENTIRE - egg white powder, 25 lbs of flour....and dough and filling for 96 cheese danish - 25 lbs!!! I started freaking out....…

Questionable Quarantine Haircuts by Mommy

Questionable Quarantine Haircuts by Mommy

They didn't seem to mind the occasional nick and drops of blood from those pesky earlobes that always seemed to get in the way. I really had NO idea what I was doing but, hey, it was free...…

Homemade BREAD!!! Can you smell it from there???

Homemade BREAD!!! Can you smell it from there???

All's quiet here on the dock. We're all hunkered down and safe and comfy...well, except for two of the three air conditioners on the blink. The problem will be remedied tomorrow. Keep reading to see how we're spending our quarantine time. :)…

How I Accidentally Ordered 96 Cheese Danish…

How I Accidentally Ordered 96 Cheese Danish…

The problem is, I could NOT seem to get back to the cart to buy my flour. I finally figured out that I had to add another item to my cart in order to click on the cart. So, I....…

I Want to Poke Out My Eardrums with a SCREWDRIVER!!

I Want to Poke Out My Eardrums with a SCREWDRIVER!!

We are hunkered down in the boat with all the ports and hatches closed, the loud ACs running, and a huge fan on, and we are wearing the ear protection that we usually wear at the gun range. And, guess what? YOU CAN STILL HEAR IT!!!…

Maternal Guilt and Mason’s New Off-Off-Off-Broadway Roles!

Maternal Guilt and Mason’s New Off-Off-Off-Broadway Roles!

To be completely honest with all of you, I've never been keen on parents who get their kids into show business. Could the money be great for his future? Sure. But, shouldn't kids be allowed to be kids? To have a "normal" childhood? …

When People Become Emotionally Attached to Their Vehicle…and Their Books

When People Become Emotionally Attached to Their Vehicle…and Their Books

I took all three of them to their very first days of Kindergarten in that car! Our daughter got car sick for the first time in that vehicle (I didn't tell the woman that part). And, at age 28, she still gets queasy when she sits in a back seat. Our son spilled chocolate milk on the floor in the back that I swear stank for two years (I left that part out during the sale, too)...…

Going Cold Turkey!!

Going Cold Turkey!!

On that Thanksgiving Day in Florida, eight years ago, it was probably in the 60's outside and we Mainers were LOVING it! Our southern family members, however, were NOT. As the day progressed, after they bundled up in sweaters, and wiped their running noses...…

Max’s Hilarious (or Disturbing???) Halloween Costume!

Max’s Hilarious (or Disturbing???) Halloween Costume!

It's not so much the costume (which is adorable), nor the Mr. Bean mask (which is kinda creepy). It's the sheer size of it. That is one a GIGANTIC Teletubby! And, how does a velveteen costume wearer fare in Florida's 86-degree heat???…

The Guy Who Got Bit by One Snake SIX TIMES!

The Guy Who Got Bit by One Snake SIX TIMES!

We took Max (now 18) and Mason (13) to Reptile World Serpentarium in St. Cloud and, man oh man, did we get an education we weren't expecting!…

What in the World Makes a Boat Smell Like THAT?!

What in the World Makes a Boat Smell Like THAT?!

I'm desperately appealing to all you mariners out there (or anyone mechanically inclined) for your expertise in this manner. There is a boat on our dock that has a HORRIBLE odor. To be very specific, it smells like...…

My Clumsiness Causes an Oil Explosion

My Clumsiness Causes an Oil Explosion

When I returned from the doctor, Capt. Brian was on the floor in the galley, meticulously washing and wiping all of our canned goods, which are stowed on a shelf under the stove. I cocked an eyebrow at him, wondering why he felt the need to clean the canned goods...…

Our Managing Editor Said “No More Storm Photos.” So, I changed his password…

Our Managing Editor Said “No More Storm Photos.” So, I changed his password…

Last night, one of the boats on our dock got struck by lightning. I was looking outside when it hit and, man oh man, those lightning bolts look REALLY big when they strike that close! The instant thunder aftershock made me jump about a foot off the bed. Then, I had to go change my underwear...…

First Guitar Lesson Injury!

First Guitar Lesson Injury!

Mason taught me how to slice a finger WIDE OPEN with his newly learned guitar playing technique!…

Anchor Crash!!!

Anchor Crash!!!

For about half an hour, Tanny was beaten up pretty good. It felt like it had when we had the mast out. Then, Max yelled, "We're hitting something!"…

I Caught a Shark! A SHARK!!

I Caught a Shark! A SHARK!!

He ran once. I could tell it was big! He was a fighter! Oh, MAN! I was SO EXCITED!!! Was this the trophy fish I'd been dreaming about my entire life? Would I be able to land him all by myself?! How many dinners would this monster make?!…

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