We’re Fixing the Big Hole in the Boat!
The boys literally have to "walk the plank" each time they need to use the bathroom...…
From The Home Office
Our Managing Editor Said “No More Storm Photos.” So, I changed his password…
Last night, one of the boats on our dock got struck by lightning. I was looking outside when it hit and, man oh man, those lightning bolts look REALLY big when they strike that close! The instant thunder aftershock made me jump about a foot off the bed. Then, I had to go change my underwear...…
First Guitar Lesson Injury!
Mason taught me how to slice a finger WIDE OPEN with his newly learned guitar playing technique!…
Anchor Crash!!!
For about half an hour, Tanny was beaten up pretty good. It felt like it had when we had the mast out. Then, Max yelled, "We're hitting something!"…
I Caught a Shark! A SHARK!!
He ran once. I could tell it was big! He was a fighter! Oh, MAN! I was SO EXCITED!!! Was this the trophy fish I'd been dreaming about my entire life? Would I be able to land him all by myself?! How many dinners would this monster make?!…
She smiled! SMILED!!!
Well, okay...not in THIS picture but I swear she did! And, then I told her she's now old enough to...…
THAR SHE (I mean he) BLOWS!! Excitement on the Dock as We All Prepare for a Tropical Storm…that is now heading elsewhere.
We haven't escaped all of it. We've had heavy rain and wind all week. Even if we didn't have modern weather forecasting and satellites, we'd have known something was brewing. Here's how...…
BUSTED! ARRGGHHH!! I (did not) Break the Law…But the Law Still Won!
Let me preface this post by saying we are extremely respectful of, and thankful for, police officers...…
ONLY TWO WEEKS AWAY! The Summer 24-Hour Short Story Contest – Don’t miss out!! It’s TONS of fun!!!
Why simmer and sweat outside when you can sit in the nice, cool air conditioning, and…
Mackenzie’s VERY Stressful Entry into the World
Ali was determined to not have a c-section. She'd had a very long recovery time after the previous one almost two years prior...and we would find out later why. The facts were VERY disturbing, to say the least.…
Baby Mackenzie is FINALLY HERE! And, it was a VERY rough ride for her mommy!
We had more entries for the “guess when Mackenzie is going to be born” contest than any contest we’ve ever held! See more pictures of the newest member of the WritersWeekly and BookLocker family, and see who won a book publishing package from BookLocker! …
Correctly Guess When Ali Will Have Her Baby – AND WIN A FREE BOOK PUBLISHING PACKAGE FROM BOOKLOCKER!
Our wee little grand daughter is 5 days past due and our daughter's doctor is threatening a c-section. Induction would be dangerous because she's having a VBAC (Vaginal Birth After Cesarean). To keep our impatient minds occupied, we decided to hold a FUN contest! …
Aaaaand, Still No Grand Baby! But, here’s what I’m doing to stay ready!!
And, we still found time to go FISHING!…
A Night in the Hospital but No Grand Baby Yet!
Earlier this week, we all headed for the hospital when her contractions were 3-4 minutes apart. She labored all night and then...…
My Foot Found the Hole in the Boat Floor!
Falling in the bilge can be very dangerous. There is metal, potentially some dirty, stinky, tetanus-laden water (after rain), and even rust. So, I am always hyper-vigilant. Except, apparently, when I am carrying groceries...…
I “Fired” an Adult Bully and Big Brother is Watching Me?!
A man who has written for us in the past sent an email last week boldly criticizing one of my children...…
Another Falling ON the Boat Accident! (Yes, really…)
I was pulling with all my might on a line to stop Tanny from going too far forward and I tripped on the boom, which was on the port side deck. Brian had warned us all to watch out for the boom. Heck, I'd been tip-toeing over it for three months. But, down I went and...…
Mac and Cheese and Bad Guitar Music, Please!
While toddler Jack was sitting at the table eating macaroni and cheese and green beans, I pulled out my guitar to practice. And, he was completely uninterested until...…
“You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out!” (Mason pulls a funny stunt on his dad!)
The only "treatment" was to tape up his eye to keep it shut while it heals. After that, he was raring to go have more fun so he raced to the truck for his airsoft rifle. And, that's when this happened...…
When You Give Your Grandkids Chocolate and Red Bull
Jack doesn't talk much yet but he gets his point across. He reached for the left-hand cabinet so I opened it. He then reached for a bag of chocolate covered raspberries. That's one of my favorites so there's no denying the kid inherited my good tastes...…
The Portable Toilet Explosion!
I'd previously used that toilet several times without incident. However, last weekend, due to warm weather, high humidity, Mercury in retrograde, movement of the Earth's magnetic pole, or just plain karma for something I naughty did or said, I found myself on the receiving end of...…
ALERT – Dirty Fingernails on the Keyboard!
Hmmm... When will my next hot shower be?…
Ugly Pancake Update (Groan!)
Several readers have written in asking for an update on “pancake,” my gelatinized blood clot that…
Sitting on a Bucking Bronco Toilet!
After a few days of very subtle nausea and a sore lower back (because I'm constantly trying to sit still while working and fighting the movement of the boat), I figured out the formula...…
Escaping from the Horrific, Excruciating, Deafening Race!
It sounds like a post-apocalyptic plague of gigantic bees are outside and there is no escape…
Amputees Are Usually Left for Dead … and Other Secrets I Learned in Search and Rescue Training!
You definitely won't see this stuff in a FEMA brochure!…
For Me, Volunteer Search and Rescue Training is Like a Really Serious Easter Egg Hunt. Here’s How YOU Can Do It, Too!
Did you know that if you stop breathing in a disaster situation with multiple casualties, you will probably NOT receive CPR? Read why here...…
The Floating Flu Folly
I actually don’t know if it was Influenza or something else but everyone in the floating…
What a PAIN in the NECK! Literally!!
Because of my current need for pain medication, my co-workers here have banned me from 1. Social media posts; 2. Accounting tasks; and 3. Late-night online shopping. Hmmm....…
Our Sailboat Has Been Demasted!
Don’t worry. We demasted it on purpose. Several months ago, we scheduled “No Tan Lines” to…
It’s a GIRL!!! Awe!!!! (Does anybody know what breed mix she is?!)
We are THRILLED to announce the newest edition to our family! This is our new Grandpuppy,…
Annoying Neighbors!
One example was an individual on the dock who had too much to drink one night, and walked down the dock, knocking on people's boats at midnight, asking for a cigarette. We don't smoke so I'm not sure why our boat...…
We Figured Out How to Get Free Dental Care… (But, It’s Kind of Expensive!)
We were absolutely THRILLED last weekend when, at a family dinner, our son, Frank, told us he'd been accepted at dental school! It's a local private school and, no, we're not paying for it because...…
The Size of My “Pancake” is Changing! (Update on my “falling off the boat” accident)
I stopped measuring the large, gelatinized blood clot in my upper thigh daily because I wasn't seeing any noticeable results...…
Best White Elephant Gift EVER! Plus, the HILARIOUS Saran Wrap Game!
I didn't think I could do much better this year but, sure enough, one gift was opened by our son and it caught my eye! It was a...…
“Buoy Bells?!” A Christmas-in-Florida Sing (and Laugh) Along written by the Naughty Elves at WritersWeekly and BookLocker!
Bet you guys and gals didn't know that WritersWeekly has amazingly talented songwriters in-house, didja? Ha ha ha... Introducing "Buoy Bells!" (Sing to the tune of Silver Bells.)…
When Your Nostril Hairs Instantly Freeze…
Jack was playing on the bed a moment ago and I asked Ali, "Is he going to fall off, or crawl off?" She said no. I guess he heard me because seconds later, this happened...…
“Save the neck for me, Clark!” (and updated pics from my falling-off-the-boat accident)
I'd LOVE to read about some of your favorite Christmas movies and traditions! Here are mine...…
OUR NEW GRANDDAUGHTER!! Does THIS Look Like a Newborn to You?! And, a Plane Crashed RIGHT HERE!
A new grand baby with a TON of hair, another on the way, and a plane crash!…
When an E.R. Doc Treats You Like a Junkie (and an updated pic of my deformed leg!)
After I refused an unnecessary head CT scan (I didn't hit my head!!), the doctor's demeanor completely changed...…
STILL GROTESQUELY SWOLLEN but the Doc Says I’m Not Gonna Die! (Includes a new photo!)
The large glob sticking out of my leg is a blood clot that is...…
LOOK! I HAVE 2 KNEES ON ONE LEG!! My First Major Liveaboard Accident… (includes grotesque pics!)
Wait until you see the Day 5 photo!…
Guess the Halloween Costume!
Please post your guesses in the comments box below the article. The first person to correctly guess each one will win a free book of his/her choice from BookLocker.com!…
Hurricane Michael: Boots on the Ground in the Aftermath – Part II (includes photos) – by Brian P. Whiddon
All of the previous hurricanes I helped with were bad. But, when I measure those against Michael’s sheer power and the size of the area impacted, this was definitely the worst I’ve ever seen...…
Hurricane Michael: Boots on the Ground in the Aftermath – by Brian P. Whiddon
Line crews were staged everywhere. All traffic lights were out. Trees were down in every yard. Houses were damaged. Some older homes no longer stood at all. Even state prisoners in their striped pajamas were out cutting trees and picking up debris, under the wary eyes of their armed guards...…
