It’s a GIRL!!! Awe!!!! (Does anybody know what breed mix she is?!)
We are THRILLED to announce the newest edition to our family! This is our new Grandpuppy,…
From The Home Office
Annoying Neighbors!
One example was an individual on the dock who had too much to drink one night, and walked down the dock, knocking on people's boats at midnight, asking for a cigarette. We don't smoke so I'm not sure why our boat...…
We Figured Out How to Get Free Dental Care… (But, It’s Kind of Expensive!)
We were absolutely THRILLED last weekend when, at a family dinner, our son, Frank, told us he'd been accepted at dental school! It's a local private school and, no, we're not paying for it because...…
The Size of My “Pancake” is Changing! (Update on my “falling off the boat” accident)
I stopped measuring the large, gelatinized blood clot in my upper thigh daily because I wasn't seeing any noticeable results...…
Best White Elephant Gift EVER! Plus, the HILARIOUS Saran Wrap Game!
I didn't think I could do much better this year but, sure enough, one gift was opened by our son and it caught my eye! It was a...…
“Buoy Bells?!” A Christmas-in-Florida Sing (and Laugh) Along written by the Naughty Elves at WritersWeekly and BookLocker!
Bet you guys and gals didn't know that WritersWeekly has amazingly talented songwriters in-house, didja? Ha ha ha... Introducing "Buoy Bells!" (Sing to the tune of Silver Bells.)…
When Your Nostril Hairs Instantly Freeze…
Jack was playing on the bed a moment ago and I asked Ali, "Is he going to fall off, or crawl off?" She said no. I guess he heard me because seconds later, this happened...…
“Save the neck for me, Clark!” (and updated pics from my falling-off-the-boat accident)
I'd LOVE to read about some of your favorite Christmas movies and traditions! Here are mine...…
OUR NEW GRANDDAUGHTER!! Does THIS Look Like a Newborn to You?! And, a Plane Crashed RIGHT HERE!
A new grand baby with a TON of hair, another on the way, and a plane crash!…
When an E.R. Doc Treats You Like a Junkie (and an updated pic of my deformed leg!)
After I refused an unnecessary head CT scan (I didn't hit my head!!), the doctor's demeanor completely changed...…
STILL GROTESQUELY SWOLLEN but the Doc Says I’m Not Gonna Die! (Includes a new photo!)
The large glob sticking out of my leg is a blood clot that is...…
LOOK! I HAVE 2 KNEES ON ONE LEG!! My First Major Liveaboard Accident… (includes grotesque pics!)
Wait until you see the Day 5 photo!…
Guess the Halloween Costume!
Please post your guesses in the comments box below the article. The first person to correctly guess each one will win a free book of his/her choice from BookLocker.com!…
Hurricane Michael: Boots on the Ground in the Aftermath – Part II (includes photos) – by Brian P. Whiddon
All of the previous hurricanes I helped with were bad. But, when I measure those against Michael’s sheer power and the size of the area impacted, this was definitely the worst I’ve ever seen...…
Hurricane Michael: Boots on the Ground in the Aftermath – by Brian P. Whiddon
Line crews were staged everywhere. All traffic lights were out. Trees were down in every yard. Houses were damaged. Some older homes no longer stood at all. Even state prisoners in their striped pajamas were out cutting trees and picking up debris, under the wary eyes of their armed guards...…
MENACING MICHAEL! See Our Hurricane Pics and Videos
On Monday morning, we woke up to the expected storm surge watch...…
Have You Been to a Paint-While-Drinking Place?
Well? How do you like my painting?? Please be honest!…
Who Needs a Baby Teether When You Have Board Books?
Heaven knows how much board book cardboard our children ingested over the years...…
THE HOY BOYS GO HOG WILD! How Much Ammo Did Mason (age 12) Need On His First Hog Hunting Trip?
I turned around, and saw a large, blonde hog at the feeder! In slow motion, I stepped back to my chair, and slowly lowered my phone to the floor...which knocked over my metal water container. CLANG!!!…
PART I: A Snake Fell On My Face! ON MY FACE!!!
I took a deep breath, reached over, and pulled the rifle a little closer. There. That was better. I looked out over the railing. Still black. I literally couldn't even see my hand in front of my face. And then...…
Back to (Floating) School!
I like school days because they are more structured, which brings us all comfort. However, when Tropical Storm Gordon sideswiped us on Labor Day, life on board Tanny was anything but structured!…
Coco the Dog Warns Us of Trouble to Come!
So many weird things were happening all at once and they all pointed to one inescapable fact. We were gonna GET IT!!…
We’re Melting … MELTING!!!
It's so beastly hot here that it's almost unbearable. Our shoes stick to the asphalt. Coco would rather her bladder burst than walk down the sunny, blazing dock to go potty...…
Major Repair Plans Go Awry!
Wednesday was going to be a BIG DAY! We were scheduled to take No Tan Lines…
Enjoying One Last Day at the Beach Before…
The ecological disaster currently happening in our backyard. …
When You Ask for an Outdoor Fan…and God Gives You a Waterspout Instead!
After wondering silently if I needed a second coating of antiperspirant, I fanned myself with my ipad cover, and whined out loud to Richard, "It's sooooo danged hot out here! Can you pretty please go inside and get the fan?" I guess the good Lord heard me because...…
Our 4 a.m. WAKE-UP CALL!
I had to weave and pitch like a drunkard to get back to our bedroom...…
When You Have a Pool, and a Small Child, Door Alarms are IMPERATIVE!
Waking your neighbors, and even the dead, is a-okay if it means keeping your child safe!…
When Marine Critters INVADE…AND BREAK YOUR AIR CONDITIONER! AAARRGGGHHH!!!
While they're adorable and all (hmmm...), THEY ARE TAKING OVER! ACK!!…
Goodbye, Ghost Boat…
Something caught my eye through the port. That ghost boat was RIGHT NEXT TO US! I mean REALLY CLOSE!! …
Mass Mayhem on 2 Boats in 50-Knot Winds!
It felt like Tanny had the shiggles. She would shudder, and then stop, and shudder again. A weird, silent on and off vibration. And, I knew what that meant!!…
Black Sky in the Afternoon…Angie’s Over the Moon!
When this one hit, the winds blew 40 mph and it rained sideways. We forgot to close the isinglass over the companionway so we had a significant leak pouring into the salon!…
Please Don’t Let Me Keep Doing This!
Do you think our 9-month-old grandson looks a bit freaked out?…
OOPS!! What Happens When You Drop a Microwave?
What caused our marine GPS to be off by 30 DEGREES?!?!…
Minor Surgery Aboard “No Tan Lines” During Tropical Storm Alberto!
It was a LOT of blood. An alarming amount!…
When Living on a Boat, Hurricane Season Has an ENTIRELY Different Meaning
Last week, black clouds gathered on the horizon, and rushed west toward our location...…
How Do You Give Your Dock Neighbors Colon Control Issues? Crash Your Boat RIGHT NEXT TO THEIRS!
I planned to bump her forward to overcompensate for the wind. Then, she'd just glide right down the middle of the slip! Buuuuut, that's not what happened...…
During Our First Real Sailing Trip This Week, We Started Taking on Water!
A million words were flying through my head. I knew we weren't going to die but I didn't want to lose the boat and ALL of our belongings. Could we get her close enough to land to run her aground? Was that even a good idea?!…
How I Successfully Cut Our Grocery Bill in Half! (And, No, I Do NOT Use Coupons.)
A few months ago, I realized our minimalism lifestyle had not yet reached the galley (kitchen) portion of our vessel. Our grocery bills were still sky high! I had to make a BIG change...…
Deafening Broadway Show Tunes After 11:00 p.m.?!
All of our seaside solitude came to a screaming halt this week when...…
Waterspout Last Sunday! – And, ONLY 1 DAY Until the Spring, 2018 24-Hour Short Story Contest!!
At one point, we felt the weather shift. The boat lurched and the pressure changed...…
When Your Floating Home…is NOT Floating!
Read about why our current accommodations are AWFUL!!!…
Our Family is Growing AGAIN!!
Suddenly, someone handed me a cell phone and I didn't notice that my son-in-law's mother was recording me with her phone...…
Naughty Nautical Terms!
READER DISCRETION ADVISED! It's time for some fun word-play! …
A Funnel Cloud Overhead!
Our phones all started singing with weather warnings. There was a tornado north of us...…
