Angela is SWAMPED!
We’ve been so busy helping former Tate Publishing authors into our lifeboat, there’s been little time for…
From The Home Office
This Week’s Hate Mail!
I received one email that was sent at around 5:00 a.m. (our time) by an obviously VERY drunk or high individual. The email, which was FULL of misspelled words and other nonsensical jargon, said...…
A Single, Beautiful, Mysterious Bead Arrives by Mail…But, Why???
I posted a note about this mystery on my Facebook Page the other day so I apologize…
From The Home Office – 01/18/2017
News from the Home Office…
It’s Bleepin’ COLD Here in Florida!
MASON - "I wouldn't be in the mood for sex if I wasn't in love anyway."…
More Sneaky Drone Shenanigans!
"A drone! Look at the drone!" …
Please! Don’t Feed Me ANY More Party Food!!
On Christmas Eve, we had our traditional family fondue dinner. It was relaxing, until we pulled…
Only 3 Weeks Until the Winter 24-Hour Short Story Contest!
SATURDAY, January 14, 2017, at 12:00 p.m. (noon) Central Time, we’ll be posting the topic for…
It’s That Blinding Froggy Time of Year Again!
Each year on the gulf coast of Florida, around Christmas, we don't get snow but we do get tremendous, creepy, blinding fog. It's really cool! The other morning, we woke up to our first foggy day of the season. …
I’m Buried – In Books!!!
We thought the pre-Christmas publishing rush had come to an end last week when we had two slow days - the slowest days we'd had since early August. So, we let our guard down...…
Holiday Trip…to the E.R. :(
Mason was, literally, completely full of sh**.…
For the FIRST Time in 17 Years!! Whoop!!!
For the past 18 years, we have hosted the big family Thanksgiving dinner at our house,…
Yes, it DOES get “cold” in Florida!
The rainy season is finally over so the weather is absolutely perfect! We're no longer sheltered indoors, constantly checking the air conditioner to see why it's not keeping up with the heat and humidity.…
I’m SO Glad the Election is OVER!
After the most contentious presidential contest in my memory, I am SO relieved it’s over. I…
Pictures of Truly Disgusting Halloween Treats from The Party! Yum!
Each year, our daughter and her husband throw a huge, crazy, extreme Halloween party. It's truly a family effort, with everyone pitching in to decorate their house, inside and out, with every imaginable orange twinkly light, blood on the windows, ghouls, ghosties, and much more.…
We Need to Go Back Home…So We Can REST After Vacation!
We've fallen into bed exhausted each night. It'll be nice to get back home so we can rest!…
Leaf Peeping, Hiking, Eating, Hot-tubbing, and more!
We left for our annual trek to Tennessee on Saturday. We usually break the drive into…
We’re OUTTA Here! Trekking To Tennessee In Search Of Fall!
Each year, we grow weary of the Florida heat, and get homesick for a real fall.…
Really?? ANOTHER Hurricane?!
We’ve already had a tropical storm and a hurricane here this year. Now, Hurricane Matthew is…
Homeschooled Kids Don’t Get Sick Often, Unless…
Max and Mason, who are homeschooled, joined a new homeschooling co-op. Over the past few years, they've only attended museum classes every other Wednesday, and only during the afternoon on those days. This new co-op meets all day long every Wednesday, and includes five different classes and a lunch. I warned the boys and Richard that they'd be exposed to lots more kiddos with cold and flu symptoms and that we'd all catch more germies this year.…
We’re Knee Deep Here!
This is always our busiest time of the year. Everybody wants their book published before the Christmas shopping season so we always get a glut of new manuscript submissions in September and October. We're working 12-16 hours per day right now and we're all exhausted. I haven't been to the gym in three weeks but I did manage a short swim one afternoon last week. We also took a therapeutic evening sail one night last weekend. I miss my afternoon "sun breaks."…
LAST CHANCE! THIS SATURDAY!! What will the Fall, 2016 24-Hour Short Story Contest topic be?!?!
THIS SATURDAY, at 12:00 p.m. (noon) Central Time, is start-time for the WritersWeekly.com Fall, 2016 24-Hour…
Here’s How We Fared in the Hurricane Last Week!
We had a super fun time riding out Hurricane Hermine! The morning before it rolled in was overcast, windy, and quite cool. So, we all walked to breakfast, and ate outside. It was heavenly! Later, the sky slowly darkened, the wind increased, and big, fat raindrops began to fall. Then, those big, fat raindrops started flying sideways. It was quite a ride and it was beautiful!…
Should I Make the Boys Take a Ballroom Dancing Class?? Heh…
For the past four years, Max (age 14) and Mason (age 10) have been attending a…
Virus (of the Stomach Variety!) Knocks Me Offline for Two Days
This issue will be a bit abbreviated. I'm running waaaay behind this week because a stomach virus attacked the "home office." We were falling like flies! We're all MUCH better now but I'll be spending all weekend trying to get caught up on email. :)…
That Story About the Extremely Lifelike Doll in the Hot Car!
There was another story in the news this week about a lifelike doll being left in…
Spinning, Churning, and No End in Sight…
A low pressure system stalled over us last weekend and we've had four straight days of heavy, oppressive skies. Dark gray clouds as far as the horizon and barely a wisp of breeze. Every two or three hours, the wind will quickly pick up and we'll get slammed with a deluge of rain. Then, the clouds will churn again, crawling back into themselves, and hoarding their moisture for just a little while. …
Go Karts…That Go 50 MPH?!?! What???
These go-karts ("electric Italian pro-karts") were going SO FAST! I got nervous because Mason is only 10 years old and he'd never ridden one before. I voiced my hesitation and Mason said, "Don't worry, Mom. The kids only get to go 25 mph." 25 MILES PER HOUR?! ACK!!! I looked around and none of the other parents appeared anxious so I pushed my fears aside, and sat down to watch. A couple of races later, they called Mason's name for the kids' race. He listened to the instructions, put on a cloth head covering (I thought, 'Oh good, he wouldn't get lice!') and a huge helmet, and got into his "pro-kart." The employees helped strap the kids in the cars. Of course, I watched to make sure they strapped Mason in really tight!…
How To Avoid Smeared Mascara And Drama At Your Adult Child’s Wedding Reception!
I received the following email from a reader last week: Hi Angela, I loved reading about…
9 Surprising Benefits Of Homeschooling…And Why It’s SO Easy! By Angela Hoy
Several years ago, our daughter, Ali, an adorable red-head with freckles, was bullied relentlessly in middle…
Ack! Has Anybody Seen Toto?!?! Cool Storm Pics from the “Home Office!!”
We'd never seen a sky the likes of this!…
Lining Our Arteries with Fat is FUN!
On the 4th of July, we joined our children (except Matt and his wife, Sarah, who…
My Poor Muse Was Bound and Gagged for Two Months…But, Now She’s FREE!
It's been two weeks since our son's wedding and, finally, after several days and nights of fingers-glued-to-the-keyboard, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel!…
Wedding Photos!
As promised in last week's issue, we are sharing some wedding photos today...…
We Have a New Daughter!
We are honored and thrilled to announce that our oldest son, Zach (almost 30), blessed us…
First Week in St. Pete? A Car Accident AND a Tropical Storm! Whoop!
We're all moved in, cozy (and still surrounded by boxes) in our 18th floor "home" overlooking beautiful Tampa Bay. Five days later, we got hit by Tropical Storm Colin, and what a fun ride that was!…
We’re in! We’re IN!
It finally happened. The movers arrived yesterday morning. We had every box stacked up in the living room and all the furniture in the sunroom. The movers said we were the most organized family they'd ever helped...…
Hurry Up and Wait!
One of the most frustrating parts about selling the house has been the buyers' realtor, who appears to be either lazy, disorganized, clueless about her job, just plain unprofessional, or a combination of all of the above. After the initial contract, the inspections occurred quickly but we then had almost two weeks of no communication. Our realtor kept trying to keep things moving but the other realtor was "too busy" one day, "tired" another day, and "boating" on yet another day. Finally, the final deal came together. That was a week and a half ago...…
Packing, Sorting, Tossing, and NO MORE BUYING!!!
We are knee deep in cardboard boxes here. It's not pretty! But, we're making lots of progress! We started the pre-move activities about a month ago. I decided to make it easy - start on one side of the house (the master bathroom), and work my way across the house. That's a trick I learned from a housekeeper years ago. Start in one corner, and just start moving around the room. Don't bounce from one place to another. Just. Move. Forward. …
We’re Moving to St. Pete! – Part II
Last week, I shared the news that we're selling our house, and moving to St. Pete, along with some of the reasons why. I added, "There's another big reason we're moving but I'll wait until next week to tell you that." Here it is...…
We’re Moving to St. Pete! – Part I
I haven't yet written about this because we didn't know when it was going to happen but...now, it's happening!…
Positive And, Unfortunately, Negative Thoughts On My Very First Cruise…
Last weekend, the girls and I drove down to Miami, hopped on Majesty of the Seas, and headed for the Bahamas. This was my first cruise. I don't like touristy things when traveling and I don't like being stuck in one place with limited options on what I can do. A friend told me I wouldn't mind being "stuck" on a boat that size because it's a floating city...…
Bachelorette Party Weekend!
At o'dark thirty in the morning, Ali and I are hitting the road, heading to Miami, where we will jump on a cruise ship with our future daughter-in-law, her friends, and her mother. We'll then spent 4 days and 3 nights humming tropical songs, drinking tropical drinks, and seeing tropical sights. We will NOT be zip-lining (boring), nor parasailing (been there, done that), but we are interested in trying a unique restaurant or two on the islands, or doing some shopping. …
Camping For Boys = Quiet Writing Time For Me!
Richard and the boys are going camping this weekend while I get to stay home with Coco. I am so excited! Imagine how much writing I'm going to get done from Friday night through Sunday night! My fingers just might fall off from fatigue!…
When Your Child Gets Caught in an Ocean Current…
After our walk, the boys wanted to go back to the boat. Brian offered to swim back with them while I stayed with the dinghy. They all had on life jackets (because we frequently see stories about drownings in currents in Florida, even among good swimmers). Brian and Max were doing fine but Mason is very small, and was having a hard time fighting the current...…