Brian Shares Another Holiday Sing-a-long! Come Sing With Us to the Tune of White Christmas!!

Brian Shares Another Holiday Sing-a-long! Come Sing With Us to the Tune of White Christmas!!

Our Managing Editor, Brian Whiddon, is showing off his lyric-writing skills once again this year!! ENJOY!!!


I’m Dreaming of a Quiet Christmas!

(Sing to the Tune of White Christmas)

I’m dreaming of a quiet Christmas,
But we’ve got two cats and two dogs.
Rocky’s biting my toes, while Rambo paws at my nose,
And Tank is sleeping loudly, sawing logs.

I’m dreaming of a quiet Christmas,
A calm Yuletide would be so sweet.
But Moon’s so happy, jumping round and yappy,
Tripping me and stepping on my feet.

I’m dreaming of a quiet Christmas,
Tank’s on the couch and passing gas.
Rocky stole another ornament…from the tree,
I swear I’m gonna kick him in his ….

I’m dreaming of a quiet Christmas,
And maybe one full night of sleep.
With the dogs not barking, nor slobbering or snarking,
And no cats attacking my bare feet.

I’m dreaming of a quiet Christmas,
The fur floats all around the house.
Bed side dog breath … a cat is crushing my chest,
Oh why, dear God, didn’t we just get a mouse?

I’m dreaming of a quiet Christmas,
With clear skies, and no rain, nor fog.
I can’t believe my ears. What did I just hear?
Mason just asked Santa for his own puppy dog!

I’m having nightmares about a chaotic Christmas,
Complete with chewed furniture and puppy puddles.
But Angie just assured me that Santa is NOT bringing a dog,
So, now I’m giving my wife lots of Christmas cuddles.

So, if you’re enjoying a quiet Christmas,
Be glad you don’t live in a zoo!
Say a prayer for me now, that God can make it be how,
I can have some peace and quiet, too.

READ MORE OF BRIAN’S HILARIOUS CHRISTMAS SONGS AT THE LINKS BELOW!! 😉

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