NICE TRY, FELLA! The FUNNIEST Fake Book Proposal We’ve Ever Seen!

NICE TRY, FELLA! The FUNNIEST Fake Book Proposal We’ve Ever Seen!

Sometimes competitors and others test BookLocker.com to see if we really do screen manuscripts that we’re considering for publication. Yes, we absolutely do! We rejected the poetry book written by the dog of an author. That was memorable. There was the manuscript filled with fictional, very graphic child abuse scenarios (our contract states we don’t publish fiction portraying minors in graphic sexual abuse situations but we do publish memoirs of victims of child abuse).

And, then there’s the one we received today.

Here it is for your chuckles:

Title: F**king Mares for Fun and Profit (he spelled out the bad word in his submission)
Pages: 345
Format: pod
Description: Living on a horse farm gives me every opportunity to mate with mares when they are in heat.
Why Should BookLocker Publish Your Book? Because there are a lot of boys/young men on farms that f**k their animals regularly. I know several young men who are in love with their horses.

We didn’t just fall off the turnip truck so my response was:

Very Funny.

No thanks.

Sadly, many of our competitors, including ones who claim to vet manuscripts, don’t even look at them. They’ll publish anything coming over the e-transom. Of course, that makes their entire catalog of books suspect. Some libraries won’t even buy books published by CreateSpace (now called Amazon KDP) because they know that Amazon will publish pretty much anything, regardless of quality or content. See #10 in THIS ARTICLE for info. from a librarian on that.

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“My ex-editor is selling my book on Amazon AS HER OWN and Amazon won’t remove it! What can I do?!”



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About The Author

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Angela Hoy is the publisher of WritersWeekly.com, the author of 19 books, and the co-owner of BookLocker.com (one of the original POD publishers that still gets books to market in less than a month), PubPreppers.com (print and ebook design for authors who truly want to self-publish), and Abuzz Press (the publishing co-op that charges no setup fees).

Angela lives on a 52' Irwin Center Cockpit Ketch (sailboat) with her family and pets. Keep up with her family's adventurous liveaboard lifestyle at GotNoTanLines.com

WritersWeekly.com - the free marketing ezine for writers, which features new paying markets and freelance job listings every Wednesday.

BookLocker.com - According to attorney Mark Levine, author of The Fine Print, BookLocker is: "As close to perfection as you're going to find in the world of ebook and POD publishing. The ebook royalties are the highest I've ever seen, and the print royalties are better than average. BookLocker understands what new authors experience, and have put together a package that is the best in the business. You can't go wrong here. Plus, they're selective and won't publish any manuscript just because it's accompanied by a check. Also, the web site is well trafficked. If you can find a POD or epublisher with as much integrity and dedication to selling authors' books, but with lower POD publishing fees, please let me know."

Abuzz Press offers FAST and FREE book publication, but only accepts a small percentage of submissions, and only works with U.S. authors.

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3 Responses to "NICE TRY, FELLA! The FUNNIEST Fake Book Proposal We’ve Ever Seen!"

  1. Chrystalline  October 12, 2019 at 11:03 am

    Sadly, that might not be fake. Several years ago I read a news article about a man who died of perforated bowel at a hospital after being dumped out of a car at the emergency room. Law enforcement used the security video to find the license plate, which led them to a man who told them about the farm he and the deceased had been visiting (and paying) to have intimate relations with farm animals. The guy who died had been playing mare to an actual stallion, which punctured him because horses are so much bigger than humans.

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    • Brian Whiddon - Managing Editor  October 12, 2019 at 1:56 pm

      That’s just WROOOONNNGGGG!!! :-O

      Reply
  2. Pamela Allegretto  October 11, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    WOW!

    Reply

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