AN OPEN LETTER TO AMAZON: Please stop putting garbage books on the market!

Dear Amazon,
It’s been awhile since we last spoke. Remember when we sued you for anti-trust violations? Wasn’t it fun meeting face-to-face in that courtroom? And then…
Dear Amazon,
It’s been awhile since we last spoke. Remember when we sued you for anti-trust violations? Wasn’t it fun meeting face-to-face in that courtroom? And then…
I bought copies of my book through Amazon. I don’t see those sales in my publisher’s reports.
Have you considered these 5 ways to attract more readers…AND MORE BOOK SALES?
A book you’ll be publishing for the masses is NOT the place to settle a score, even if you think you’re doing it anonymously…
A Karen gets a smackdown after demanding I CALL her IMMEDIATELY to give her free advice.
I know it’s tempting. Like a lottery ticket…except FAR more expensive in the end!
When procrastinators spew profanity at me because I can’t perform a Christmas miracle…
It’s pretty pathetic when a company is happy to take hundreds or thousands of dollars from you, knowing all the while that YOU might get sued some day for something you included in your book…
While hiring someone on the cheap might be tempting, don’t do it.
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