Oh, yes! We know you’re excited!! Today, I’m going to share another installment of our popular column, World’s Worst Book Proposals and Query Letters. Featured below are real quotes from query letters and book proposals submitted to us over the past few weeks. Yes, we can learn from others’ mistakes ...…
Most recently, we had to have the entire back wall of the house demolished and rebuilt because of old termite damage. The old owner had looked me right in the eye, and said they'd never had termites. Orkin came along later, and showed us the tiny, patched holes from previous termite treatments ...…
I started shaking. After asking if he was hurt, I told Frank to hang up and call 9-1-1. I (wrongly) assumed they could track him using his phone signal ...…
Richard, along with help from my mom, had planned a surprise wedding!!! They even had the preacher hired and a dress purchased. (Good thing I said yes, huh??) Of course, I cried and cried when he told me ...…
A long, long time ago, I was an aspiring freelance writer and a mother of three. I was also in a very unhappy marriage (which is described in my book, The Emergency Divorce Handbook for Women). And, at that time, I was working full-time in the aerospace industry as an accountant. I'd work all day, come home to care for the children, help them with their homework, feed them, play with them, bathe them, put them to bed, read to them, tuck them in, and, then, stay up until the wee hours of the morning, trying to make a better life for my babies. I typed research papers for college students. I did accounting and other office work for two entrepreneurs in town ...…
This week, for the first time in a long time, I revised our writer's guidelines. For some reason, we've been getting an increasing number of queries that aren't in any way whatsoever related to writing or publishing. Over just the past weekend alone, I received queries about pets, retirement living, home building, and stocks. Now, I do realize that some publications have titles that may be subtle or even confusing to potential readers and writers ...…
The New York Times article that was published about Amazon this week made me sick to my stomach ...…
I had a not-so-pleasant experience with an author last week ...…
Oh, yes! We know you’re excited!! Today, I’m going to share another installment of our popular…
You know, there are all types of people out there. Sane (and not), stable (and not),…
This Saturday, at 12:00 p.m. (noon) Central Time, the topic of the WritersWeekly Summer, 2015 24-Hour…
Actual submissions from freelance writers... …
For the past six weeks, we've spent every spare moment judging the hundreds of entries submitted for the WritersWeekly Spring, 2015 24-Hour Short Story Contest. In case you're not familiar with our quarterly contest, this is how it works. On the date of the contest, at start-time, we send out the topic for that specific contest to all registered entrants, while also posting it on WritersWeekly.com. Entrants must be registered before the contest begins and there is a limit of 500 participants per contest. Entrants then have 24 hours to write and submit their stories via email. The stories "must deal with the topic in some way to qualify" and they must not exceed the pre-assigned word count, which is announced with the topic. After reading the entries for each contest, we can see how difficult it is to come up with a unique plot when working with an assigned topic. But, inevitably, a few writers do manage to successfully break away from the pack... …
It happened again today. An author sent me a note, apologizing for taking so long to edit her book. She stopped the editing process a few weeks ago in order to concentrate on promoting her book...her UNFINISHED book. …
Automatic book cover generators are probably NOT the option you want to use for your book. …
I am currently starting a third novel, and was wondering if legally if I could mention (fictional) characters from other works by name. Would I be able to mention (a very famous cartoon character) that my main character idolizes or would I need written permission from the companies that own those characters? …
It's only been about six weeks since the last one but we've been getting lots of queries and book proposals lately. So, today I'm going to share another installment of our popular column, World's Worst Book Proposals and Query Letters. Featured are real quotes from query letters and book proposals submitted to us over the past few weeks. …
As most of you know, yet another lawsuit has been filed against Author Solutions, which owns AuthorHouse, Xlibris, iUniverse, Trafford, Wordclay, and others. The lawyers are seeking class-action status, of course. I have provided a break-down of the highlights from the lawsuit HERE. Today, I'm gonna rant... …
Now, I have nothing against erotica but I do know I wouldn't want the most romantic moment of my life splashed on the cover of a book containing phrases like "out comes his stone pillar of a (part of the male anatomy)" and "my quivering flesh, open and available." You get the picture, right? …
It's been another three years since the last update so we thought we'd pop into their forums once again. Unfortunately, there are still plenty of complaints (new ones, of course)... …
It's considered very bad form to send free copies to a bookstore or library.…
Oh, yes! We know you've been waiting for this!! Today, I'm going to share another installment of our popular column, World's Worst Book Proposals and Query Letters. Featured below are real quotes from query letters and book proposals submitted to us over the past few weeks... …
Each week, while researching freelance job listings to feature in WritersWeekly, I see "employment ads" from folks who have a "great book idea," but don't want to write the book themselves. Some of them offer an hourly rate (that's fair, as long as the rate is respectable), while others offer promises of future fame, glory, and a small percentage of the royalties... …
An author recently sent in the following when asking about his book sales... …
What she sent wasn't a screenshot of a "sale" at all. It was just a picture of the ranking history on Amazon.…
For the past six weeks, we've spent every spare moment judging the hundreds of entries submitted for the WritersWeekly Winter, 2015 24-Hour Short Story Contest. In case you're not familiar with our quarterly contest, this is how it works... …
An writer recently asked me to go to a website and "vote" for her. She wanted me to have our readers also click to vote for her, even asking me to post notices on Facebook and Twitter. I receive those types of requests all the time and, frankly, they're insulting... …
Losing money on your book because it is returnable? Changing it to non-returnable takes six months.…
On occasion, we hear from authors who are accusing their distributor of theft because their Amazon.com or BarnesandNoble.com "ranking" moved...but their actual sales numbers did not. Several years ago, one author claimed she was owed millions because her Amazon ranking was...in the millions. As you've probably guessed, this is a common problem. New authors often try to use bookstore rankings to estimate their sales and that doesn't always work...especially if those authors don't understand how the rankings are calculated... …
Last weekend, I received the email below. It was, by far, the nicest email anybody has ever sent to me. It made me cry... …
Slick sales talk and false praise will always draw in a certain percentage of the gullible population. For vanity publisher salespeople, it can be difficult to find folks who are in the process of writing a book, or who are considering writing a book. But, after someone has published their book, it's very easy to find those books and, subsequently, those authors online. I'm not going to tell you the simple method these folks use to find these authors because I don't want to give other scammers any ideas. I can tell you, however, that it's very easy, and only takes a few seconds. Unfortunately, new authors are frequently the target of spammers and scammers. Many authors report receiving spam from a variety of firms shortly after their books were released. And, it happened again this week. One of our authors asked about terminating their contract. They said they were contacted by a "reputable publisher." I first assured them our contract at BookLocker.com is non-exclusive, and can be canceled at any time. But, I've seen this type of victimization of authors before so I, of course, searched for that firm's name on Google. I wanted to save this particular author from the heartache others have endured. What I found didn't surprise me... …
I received an email from a writer who wrote seven articles for a website. She stopped at that point. She wanted to wait until she got paid for those before starting on more. And, she waited, and waited. It's now four months later and, not only has she not been paid for the original articles, but the publisher already published her work, and, according to the writer, has now refused to remove her articles from his website... …
I'm swamped! Our son, Matt, is arriving tomorrow, followed shortly thereafter by my cool step-mother-in-law, Rita, and then more fun family! So, this week I'm sharing a few of our popular articles... …
Should you publish your print book or ebook first? Or, should you publish them simultaneously? …
The good news is, they probably don't really have a copy of your book. They may simply be tricking people into downloading a virus. …
Today, I'm going to share another installment of our popular column, World's Worst Book Proposals and Query Letters. Yes, we can learn from others' mistakes! Featured are real quotes from query letters and book proposals submitted to us over the past few weeks... …
