I’m terribly backed up…

I’m terribly backed up…

I’m writing this at 11:00 p.m. on Tuesday night. I just got started on wrapping up this week’s issue. Since I’m running so far behind this week, I didn’t think you’d mind if I let the Maxism entertain you this week.

This week’s Maxism:

The other day, Max asked, “Mom, can I eat myself?”

I calmly responded, “No.”

He replied, “Why not?”

I said, “You just can’t.”

And, he said, “Maybe I’ll just chew real hard.”

Hugs to all!


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