When Drunk Authors Email Potential Publishers (Sigh…) by Ali Hibberts, Director of Publishing Services, BookLocker.com, Inc.

“How do we know when someone is under the influence? It’s pretty obvious…”
“How do we know when someone is under the influence? It’s pretty obvious…”
After wondering silently if I needed a second coating of antiperspirant, I fanned myself with my ipad cover, and whined out loud to Richard, “It’s sooooo danged hot out here! Can you pretty please go inside and get the fan?” I guess the good Lord heard me because…
Is this editor violating federal law?
I had to weave and pitch like a drunkard to get back to our bedroom…
Before you (or any author) answers a telemarketing phone call from Stonewall Press, you might want to read these negative reviews…
Waking your neighbors, and even the dead, is a-okay if it means keeping your child safe!
Before you (or any author) does business with Solopress, you might want to read the 26 one-star reviews about them on…
Would your rather write…or sweat? LET’S WRITE!!!
While they’re adorable and all (hmmm…), THEY ARE TAKING OVER! ACK!!
I am not getting any royalties from Tate currently either. Amazon is selling copies…