World’s Worst Query Letters and Book Proposals For March, 2016!
You have more patience in one hand than I could ever have or want in my entire being.
– Linda G
I must disagree with one of these. You say you never publish jokes and never will, but if a joke is something that makes people laugh, a collection of these “queries” would be a best seller! 🙂 Thanks for starting my day with a lot of laughs!
Judith Yero, author
Teaching in Mind: How Teacher Thinking Shapes Education
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