Maxisms

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Richard had to fly to Texas to see his grandmother this week. She’s very ill and he wanted to put a smile on her face. He succeeded! We sure miss him around here (sniff) but he’ll be home tomorrow.

Last week, I told you Max (age 4) said he was pregnant. The other night, he crawled up on our bed, lay down, and started rubbing his stomach and moaning. I looked at him and noticed his face was quickly turning red. I knew he was pretending something and asked, “What are you doing?”

Much to his siblings’ utter shock, he grunted, “I’m… pushin’… my… baby… out!”

And, here’s another one before I close. Last week, when I caught Max playing in my purse, he said, “I’m just smellin’ some credit cards.”

Hugs to everybody!

Ang

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