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Mystery of the Weird Basement Smell Has Been SOLVED!

Mystery of the Weird Basement Smell Has Been SOLVED!

A few weeks ago, I opened the door to go down to the basement and I smelled something unpleasant. It smelled like garlic. Strong garlic. I asked Brian to check it out. He said, "I don't smell anything..."…

The Garden Beds are Now Full!

The Garden Beds are Now Full!

On days when it was above freezing, we put it in the sunshine on the driveway. I didn't think anything would fertilize them but, I'll be darned, we have eight tiny...…

Tank the Dog vs. GIANT Carpenter Bees

Tank the Dog vs. GIANT Carpenter Bees

Carpenter bees will fly right up to your face, and look you in the eye. I'm not kidding! Check out the video I posted!!…

ANOTHER Tornado Warning

ANOTHER Tornado Warning

Around 3:00 a.m., our weather radio alert blared. I can tell you that I have never gotten out of bed that fast, nor...…

Fire on Lookout Mountain!

Fire on Lookout Mountain!

He said, "What are those orange lights underneath?" I squinted again, and said, "I have no idea. Wanna go grab the binoculars?" He came right back outside and, within a second, he said, "Mom! It's a fire!"…

It’s (not) the End of the World As We Know It!

It’s (not) the End of the World As We Know It!

Since I figured it was going to be a late night, I took a nap at 2:00. As the big, dark clouds started to roll in, we hunkered down inside, waiting for the weather radio to start blasting every few minutes with watches and warnings...…

This Town is Sooooo Small!!! (Part 3)

This Town is Sooooo Small!!! (Part 3)

Next, I needed eggnog so I turned my cart left, and headed for the dairy section. As soon as I rounded the corner, about 10 feet in front of me was...…

This Town is Sooooo Small!!! (Part 2)

This Town is Sooooo Small!!! (Part 2)

"Wowweee! LOOK AT ALL THAT FOOD!"  "Wowweeee! You must have lots of kids!" "Wowweee! Where do you put all that stuff?"…

The Dental Hygienist from Hell

The Dental Hygienist from Hell

Thinking I was going to go absolutely insane with fear, I seriously considered making a run for it. I would simply get up, grab my purse, and walk out. However...…

Mass Grandkid Mayhem Here!

Mass Grandkid Mayhem Here!

We have been playing with the grandkids, keeping our dog Tank from eating their cats, preparing for Thanksgiving, dancing to silly kid videos, and making a gingerbread house...…

Post-hospital Update on Little Jack

Post-hospital Update on Little Jack

As Brian briefly explained last week, Jack has been very ill. He started running a fever at his birthday party. The next day, it shot up to 103 so his parents took him to Urgent Care...…

PARVO UPDATE: Tank is Doing Better!

PARVO UPDATE: Tank is Doing Better!

After three days of feeding him what we call "Slop" (1 cup of water mixed with 2 tablespoons of wet dog food - every 2 hours), he really seemed to get more energetic. However, we started noticing...…

Our New Puppy Died After Just Four Days…

Our New Puppy Died After Just Four Days…

Let me preface this post by saying it is humiliating to admit the huge mistake we made. Please be gentle in your comments. We are all grieving here...…

That’s One Titillating Carrot!

That’s One Titillating Carrot!

I sent a picture to our pastor last night, telling him that I think the community garden needs an exorcism...…